when you’ve just finished an 8 hr shoot and Simons calls you about some appearance
the game is evolving too quickly
judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
judge: haha case dismissed
eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor
(Source: qatu, via asian)
"what do you want to do with your life?"
"you’re an adult now"
(Source: the-weird-wide-web, via conchesumadres)
I want money
(Source: i-n-k-e-d-b-i-t-c-h, via e-v-i-l-f-u-c-k-e-r)
my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone